| Nor can it be made before the afternoons beer consumption reduces productivity to a standstill. Here is the standard Productivity vs Alcohol Intake model: 
As you can see Productivity (shown here in blue) starts off good and gets better to a certain degree as the project gets under way. However it isn't long before Alcohol Intake (shown here in Red) begins to degrade Productivity and eventually overtakes it, sending Productivity backwards as things that were done right are now done "even betterer" with the aid of single malt. This trend continues until motor skills become significantly impaired, reducing both Alcohol Intake and the damage to Productivity. Both of these flat line as the subject goes unconscious and becomes a null factor. Over laid on this model is the yellow mark of $20 Ace Hardware sump pump tubing fashioned into brake ducts because why not, which is well within the "Productivity Power Band". Also shown is the green mark representing smooth wall custom tubing which lies off the chart in the "Unconscious Zone". Source: SAE 1999-01-1785, Johnnie Walker and Samuel Adams
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